1.15.2012

Where to meet girls in Toronto, part 2/3

Now that I'm leaving Toronto, I am ready to share my secrets about where to go in the city if you want to meet girls. This is part 2 of a 3 part series.


Yonge and Bloor

Young professionals, models, rich people.

If you're here for street game, it's great in the summer but dies down quickly around 6pm.

Kind of like College Park but slightly less angry and a bit more rushed.

Never know when you might meet a Desperate Housewife though.

To be more accurate, you'll want to be on Bloor, west of Yonge.


Go west to St. George and you'll reach U of T campus.

U of T

U of T is an eclectic mix of everyone.



You have: anti-social fobby Asian girls, pseudo-intellectual French-philosophy loving hipsters, regular hipsters (see below), typical "college girl" types, and girls who like sex, newly independent and ready to explore.

Most people walk fast around here and are not down to talk to anyone though.

The general sentiment is "I'm here to study, not to make friends".

It is well known that students don't even talk to their classmates.

St. George just north of College: weird anti-social science geeks. Go a bit north, normal ditzy art and science girls. Even more north: graduate students. Go a bit east, more artsie girls, but this also means more feminists and hipsters.

When I was a student I used to hang around Sid Smith and Robarts library. Occasionally you'd find a thing or two, but knowing what I know now it is just not worth it. If you are not a student, it feels weird to be there. Nonetheless, from what I've seen recently, it's mostly fobby, if-you-talk-to-me-I'll-freeze-and-not-say-anything-and-look-scared-until-you-walk-away-no-speaka-English girls. Probably better off searching Vic College or something.

Bathurst & Bloor

(also known as The Annex)

U of T kids live here because it is cheap. Some hipsters, used to have a lot of rocker girls and punk girls but I am not sure if they are still there. White and white-washed "college girl" types hang out here at night (at the Brunny and Maddy's, or for the unititated, The Brunswick House and The Madison Pub). If girls with beer guts and bad hygiene and angry frat boy boyfriends are your crowd, go here.

Moreso the Brunny than Maddy's.

A better name for Brunny might be bar full of retards and a small dancefloor, plus some ghetto brown guys looking to start a fight.

Maddy's is more down to earth, you'll occasionally meet some cool people.

Now for my ethnically diverse brothers, there are some racist people in this neighbourhood. Not the redneck type, just the small town living in the big city for the first time type. Most racists are not outright racists (but some are). There will be that strange "I feel like this is pointless and going nowhere" smell in the air... Just cut the shit quick and go for the coolest non-racist girl. Trust me, the vibe will be way different when you meet her. If you want a similar setting (i.e. "college girls") but a more mixed crowd, go to the entertainment district.



Bloor West

Even more hipsters!

I think they call this "gentrification", but then again I never really paid attention in school unless the class had something to do with science or engineering or some other subject equally as awesome.

If you're into it, this is also where Koreatown is.



I like Korean girls but the ones you find here are way too fobby for my tastes.

Something about pretending like I'm talking to a baby doesn't make me feel like the vibe is sexy.

Someone I hung out with often lived here so I was in the area a lot, but I never picked up or really even wanted to.

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